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Bitcoin Boating Accidents Oversized Hoodie

Bitcoin Boating Accidents Oversized Hoodie

Regular price €85,00 EUR
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I Lost All My Bitcoin In A Boating Accident!
Unisex Oversized Organic Hoodie

Don't be sad. Just get your hands on this Boating Accident Hoodie. Spread the gospel. Self-Custody. 

    • Material: 3-ply premium sweat material. Pre-treated to prevent shrinking and maintain shape stability
    • Composition: 85% Organic Cotton, 15% Recycled Polyester
    • Weight: 350 g/m²
    • Fit: set-in sleeves, loose fit > we'd still recommend to get one size larger for the perfect relaxed fit.
    • Drawstring: flat, approximately 15 mm wide cord with metal ends
    • Extras: no manufacturer label in the neck, only at bottom of hem

Certificates: OEKO-Tex Standard 100, FairWear Foundation, OCS 100 Blended, GRS, PETA

The cotton used comes from 100% organic farming.
No genetic engineering is used, less water is consumed, and no chemicals such as fertilizers or pesticides are applied.

  • Sizes:  XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL

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    Shipping & Return

    Hey there, pleb!

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    So, you've found yourself in a bit of a pickle and need to return an item? No worries, we've got you covered! But hold on tight, because returning items at our humble little store is a bit different from the big guys like Amazonious. We're a one man show, a solopreneur, and we like to do things our own quirky way.

    First things first, let's talk about the reward that awaits you for your return efforts. We believe in giving credit where credit is due, so if you decide to embark on this return adventure, we'll reward you with a sweet discount on your next order. Cha-ching! Who doesn't love a little extra savings, right?

    Now, before you start jumping for joy, there are a few things you need to keep in mind. Our return window is a tad shorter than what you might be used to.

    We can only accept returns within 14 days.


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    So, be sure to act swiftly and make up your mind before the clock runs out.

    When you're ready to initiate the return process, please make sure that all the tags, labels, and whatnot are still attached to the product. We want to keep things as neat and tidy as possible, just like our fashion sense. Plus, it helps us ensure that the item is in its original condition and ready for its next adventure.

    So, there you have it! Our return policy may be a bit more complicated than what you'd find at Amazonius, but hey, we're not trying to be a big corporate giant. We're just a small fish in a big fashion pond, doing our best to bring you sustainable and stylish clothing.

    Remember, we're here to help every step of the way. If you have any questions or need assistance with your return, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer support team (It is I). They're always ready to lend a hand and make your return experience as smooth as possible.

    Thanks for being a part of our little plebpreneuer world. Happy shopping and happy returning!

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    • Free Shipping

      Spend €75 or more and I'll ship your order for free. Within Europe, it's €100. And hey, my fellow US plebs, spend €150, and I've got your shipping covered.

      If you spend over 80€ we can chip in shipping within Germany for you.
      Only then the lunch is 'really free'.
      For all other European Countries the threshold is 100€.

    • Easy Returns

      Even though we are mostly printing on demand, send back the threads if they don't fit. You have 14 days to make up your mind, after that we cannot accept returns.

      14 Days to Return | If your gear isn't quite the right fit, no sweat. Swap it almost hassle-free.

    • Bitcoin & Other Payments

      Want to pay with FIAT, ok. Want to use Paypal, cool. Want to pay using Bitcoin, you rock.

    Honey Badger Don't Care

    If Bitcoin had a spirit animal, it’d be the honey badger, hands down.

    Why?

    Because like the honey badger, Bitcoin doesn’t care about the haters. It’s tough, resilient, and faces down any challenge with a "honey badger don't care" attitude.

    Picture a honey badger shrugging off bee stings, snake bites, and porcupine quills—that's Bitcoin dealing with critics, government bans, and Wall Street naysayers calling it rat poison.

    Bitcoin’s resilience has made it legendary, much like the honey badger. This has inspired a slew of merchandise, from the bitcoin hoodie to the oversized shirt and hoodie. Our thread do not show the Bitcoin logo, plebs will understand though.

    Tick tock.